Off golf for a bit

[6inchcup]

I had a similar incident some years ago,a 3 day golf outing in Blackpool turned into a sat night drink fest ending with a curry at 4 in the morning not a good idea as I had an 8-30 tee time,waking up I ventured down to meet the lads,no brecky just a large coffee as my guts were in turmoil,nothing to dramatic for the first 3holes but as I bent down to pull the ball out of the cup on the 4th let's say I had full evacuation of the bowels,total silence then falling about laughter from my mates then the shock as I tried to walk to the buggy,only to see my mates frantically phoning the rest of the group,the pointing and name calling as I made my way back to the clubhouse and my room still rings in my ears,but the best part was the presentation on the evening,I never won a trophy but was presented with a pair of xxxxl y fronts and a packet of pampers,I still get the odd name calling by the lads but it is banter and I have never took it to heart.

 

[Basher]

Hi Wayne, long time no see pal.
Hope you and yours are well.

Your predicament. Don't see what it has to do with golf tbh. OK you were out and about with the golf lads and got trollied with them. For what it's worth, I'd turn up at the club as usual, take the cracks and banter but give a bit back as I know you can.
You aint the first one to do it mate. Whatever you think, nobody gives a toss. They probably had a good laugh at your expense but next time it'll be somebody elses turn to be the butt of the jokes.

Didn't know you were back on the sauce by the way.

Take care pal. Hopefully see you some time for a casual knock if you're up for it.

 

[HotDogAssassin]

Can I just clarify, you're from Leeds and you're concerned/embarrassed about getting blind drunk?

My God times have changed, I always thought that was part of the school curriculum in Leeds, or is that just for females? :ears:

 

[Garesfield ACE]

Drawboy.............your a footie fan?..you coming up fo the Cup match to Newcastle next week?

 

[drawboy]

No mate coming from Leeds I know nothing about top class football....I'm a rugby league fan.