North east advice urgently needed

[Tashyboy]

So the draw has been made for the fifth masters at Tyneside. Tashyboy and his southern softie Homies are Travelling " oop North" Monday morning to meet the north easts finest golfing fraternity.
Obviously we don't want to upset our hosts, so are there any strange customs we should be aware of.
Passports are ready and looking forward to it.

 

[Norrin Radd]

have you had your inoculations?
and you will need a phrase book to help with the translation

dont mention things like indoor hot and cold plumbing,and electricity.they dont have those things up there yet. :thup:

 

[Hobbit]

Divint see drop your proggle on the doggie mat! If you do it'll kick off big.

 

[Heavy-grebo]

So the draw has been made for the fifth masters at Tyneside. Tashyboy and his southern softie Homies are Travelling " oop North" Monday morning to meet the north easts finest golfing fraternity.
Obviously we don't want to upset our hosts, so are there any strange customs we should be aware of.
Passports are ready and looking forward to it.

The main one is Southies pay for all the beer

 

[Hosel Fade]

pints below the 3 quid mark, brace yourselves

 

[Tashyboy]

The main one is Southies pay for all the beer

Well am used to that.

 

[ManinBlack]

It's a posh club. No Jim jams in the clubhouse.

 

[ruff-driver]

It's a posh club. No Jim jams in the clubhouse.

What about whippets ?

 

[Beezerk]

White trousers are all the rage up here at the minute.

 

[Tashyboy]

It's a posh club. No Jim jams in the clubhouse.

Onsie it is then 👍😁

 

[ManinBlack]

I would use the word "relegation" sparingly if I were you.

 

[Tashyboy]

I would use the word "relegation" sparingly if I were you.

Gordon who is coming up with us is a Newcastle fan, on our course conversation when it comes to football have been somewhat strained of late. Dreading it if any Sunderland fans are playing

Do they sell Haribos up North.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Do they sell Haribos up North.

They are used as currency in most shops, house rents, gas meters etc.

 

[Dan151]

I'm from just south of Newcastle. If you bring me pieces of silver I will taxi you all about on my horse and cart

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Head to Lynemouth in an evening and you actually get that. Plenty of horse and traps around up there, plus banjo players, inbreeding, frightened animals............

 

[Green Man]

I would use the word "relegation" sparingly if I were you.

If it is after Wednesday Night and hopefully Sunderland have won I would greatly encourage using the R word.

 

[ManinBlack]

If it is after Wednesday Night and hopefully Sunderland have won I would greatly encourage using the R word.

Mods, please delete. Inflammatory comment!!!

 

[Tashyboy]

Mods, please delete. Inflammatory comment!!!

:whoo:

 

[snell]

After seeing Beezerk in shorts tonight on the course, make sure you wear sunglasses!!

Ive seen elephant tusks with more colour :lol:

 

[Beezerk]

After seeing Beezerk in shorts tonight on the course, make sure you wear sunglasses!!

Ive seen elephant tusks with more colour :lol:

White short-shorts next week methinks 😎