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but if we have a referendum and i don't like the result i reserve the right to demand another one as you will have delivered the wrong result!


Fear not, in true EU tradition we will continue to vote "until we get it right" and plan to start with the best of three votes 😁😁
 
Fear not, in true EU tradition we will continue to vote "until we get it right" and plan to start with the best of three votes 😁😁

You have a plan?
What is it? I demand to know what the plan is.

I know it will be insane and we'll all dive headlong off the cliff to our doom.
I am so angry as my children and my childrens' children will have to endure life with no February.
In fact I'm so angry..................I'm going to write to my MP :mad:
He always reads my emails
and I will not give in until we get February back, it will be my mission, my crusade, my obsession, indeed my life's work to prove I'm right and everyone else is wrong...so help me god (small 'g')
 
You have a plan?
What is it? I demand to know what the plan is.

I know it will be insane and we'll all dive headlong off the cliff to our doom.
I am so angry as my children and my childrens' children will have to endure life with no February.
In fact I'm so angry..................I'm going to write to my MP :mad:
He always reads my emails
and I will not give in until we get February back, it will be my mission, my crusade, my obsession, indeed my life's work to prove I'm right and everyone else is wrong...so help me god (small 'g')

I think May has bypassed plans B,C and D and is now working on Plan F.
Seems like everyone except her new that Chequers was a dead parrot.

I had to double take on the bit where she said 'we have to listen to the voices of the people of NI'.
That would be the people of NI who voted to stay in the EU.
 
What if for compromise we do a deal with Donnie for turkeys, move christmas to january, give the vegans december and then bin december. Win/win
 
What if for compromise we do a deal with Donnie for turkeys, move christmas to january, give the vegans december and then bin december. Win/win


Can't bin December, I have a birthday in December so I'll take you to court if you try that one!
 
Just think though, no birthday means you stay your age, you’ll be the Peter Pan of the forum. :)
 
I'd be over the moon if it was July that got binned...
Never been happy with becoming another year older and uglier...
Now I've got to 65 I'd be more than happy to remain there...
And, as I've already got anything a man of my age needs... I won't be to fussed about the prospect of no more prezzie's...
And and, there's always X'mas... Just in case something new comes along I must really have...
 
Does it mean we go back to Imperial measures. I like being 21 but if you force Imperial back on me I'll be 70!!!!
 
Would surely have to be Chris Grayling as he must have by now used up all of his incompetencies and screw-ups. Besides - put him in charge and he'd have to accept at least some responsibility for whatever might happen on his watch.
 
If we ditch May. Can we ditch decimalisation as well. I felt richer when i had more pennies to the pound.
In fact lets not ditch May. Lets just rename the month, Brexit.
Then we can build a statue of me coz it was my brilliant idea.
 
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