boyzzee
Hacker
Hi Guys,
You may not know it and I have not broadcast the fact, but I have spent a bit of time over the last couple of years getting my golfing thoughts and experiences together into a book.
I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist with any further suggestions for inclusion.
I believe it gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of playing the game.
The book is only £149.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this with the appropriate credit card info. It is worth every penny, particularly for the effort I have put into Chapter 10.
Highlights include
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Maxfli from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 8)
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the GreenKeeper the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 10 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 11 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 12 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Also includes the latest GOLF terms
A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Rio Ferdinand - lipped out
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but not all is what it seems
An elephant's arse - high and shitty
A condom - safe but didn't really feel good
A circus tent - a BIG top
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target
You may not know it and I have not broadcast the fact, but I have spent a bit of time over the last couple of years getting my golfing thoughts and experiences together into a book.
I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist with any further suggestions for inclusion.
I believe it gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of playing the game.
The book is only £149.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this with the appropriate credit card info. It is worth every penny, particularly for the effort I have put into Chapter 10.
Highlights include
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Maxfli from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 8)
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the GreenKeeper the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 10 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 11 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 12 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Also includes the latest GOLF terms
A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Rio Ferdinand - lipped out
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but not all is what it seems
An elephant's arse - high and shitty
A condom - safe but didn't really feel good
A circus tent - a BIG top
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target
