drawboy
Tour Winner
A man was playing a friendly 9 with a stranger when he saw his partner hit his ball into thick rough. "That's the end of that one pal" said the man to the other golfer. "Why not at all, watch this" replied the other guy. Just then a plume of smoke came wafting up from the rough, the man casually walked to the site of the smoke and yelled "I've got it and calmy played the ball onto the green.
"Chuffing Nora" said the bemused partner. "I've never seen owt like that in 30 years of golf. " Eye, it's a bit special isn't it" answered the smug golfer.
"What happens if it goes into water?" asked the first guy. "It floats to the surface and a propeller comes from the bottom and it makes it's way back to shore" "jeez" sez the partner " I want one of those,where do you get a ball like that?" the guy replied "I found it!"
"Chuffing Nora" said the bemused partner. "I've never seen owt like that in 30 years of golf. " Eye, it's a bit special isn't it" answered the smug golfer.
"What happens if it goes into water?" asked the first guy. "It floats to the surface and a propeller comes from the bottom and it makes it's way back to shore" "jeez" sez the partner " I want one of those,where do you get a ball like that?" the guy replied "I found it!"
