Jrucwjdxbq!!

[ScienceBoy]

Isn't that the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something?

JOZXYQK

It was the answer in a quiz once and I knew it!!

 

[Andy]

Polish Immigrant goes to Specsavers for an eye test.

Optician shows him viewing card with C Z W J X N Y S T A C Z and ask him " Can you read that?"

The Pole replies "Read it? I know the Cu&t"

Andy