ITINERARY FOR WOODHALL SPA 16th/17th APRIL.

[JustOne]

That was a weekend of two halves!

Saturday the 'Bubba' driver was awesome and the course was there for the taking, Sunday the driver was shitesome and my golfswing was practically raped and left at the kurb... f*ck you Bubba Watson!!!! LOL

Well done Gary for two very good rounds, thanks to Murphthemog for the excellent chauffeur service, Pieman for his encouraging texts of love an kisses, RickG for letting me have a night with his wife (to be arranged), Smiffy just for being there (thanks Dad!)... ALL my playing partners (including Leftie!), the academy, the producer, the director, the script writers an everyone else who knows me. It was a pleasure meeting some new faces, having a few laughs,.... a few tears (more laughter) and a few visits to the feckin' rough!

Big thanks to Bobmac for taking the time just to be there and to snap some pics for everyone's benefit. The R11 driver for Grumpyjock was a nice touch (though it might still be a bit big for him!). Will return the disc asap.

All in all it was a really good couple of days, the company was top class and the courses were both great. Hopefully there'll be a lot more pics posted??????





P.S you're all knobs!

 

[Smiffy]

Funniest thing for me...

Playing with Anthony (Forefortheday) on Sunday, he was addressing his ball before hitting a wedge to one green and stepped back to ask "how many yards have I got".
I looked at the Garmin...."86" I replied.
Again, he took his address and then asked "is that to front, middle or back?"
"Middle" I said.
He then fatted it 10 yards.
"If you want the distance to the middle, at least fecking hit it to the middle"

 

[Region3]

I thought it was funnier when you gave someone a yardage on the Saturday only for them to hit a good one and come up short.

"Oh bugger, that was the time not the yardage"

 

[teegirl]

Bit late, but I've been rather busy since I got home. It was a roller coaster of a weekend for me for several reasons and one I will never forget.

I hope the one you will never forget is doing well, and all those involved.

(GD )

 

[centuryg5]

Funniest thing for me...

Playing with Anthony (Forefortheday) on Sunday, he was addressing his ball before hitting a wedge to one green and stepped back to ask "how many yards have I got".
I looked at the Garmin...."86" I replied.
Again, he took his address and then asked "is that to front, middle or back?"
"Middle" I said.
He then fatted it 10 yards.
"If you want the distance to the middle, at least fecking hit it to the middle"

The funniest thing for me was,whilst talking to Dave (Heronsghyll) listening to Smiffy quoting the above

 

[bobmac]

I thought I'll make a video with all the pictures and swings I filmed at the weekend. A few titles, a bit of music.
I mean, how hard can it be
Might be done by Friday

If anyone wants their swing clip I filmed on Saturday, drop me a pm and I'll stick on youtube for you.

 

[grumpyjock]

On sat with smiffy and vig, I gets to the tee "what distance??" mmn might be 130 says me smiffys says 128 and vig says 132. And then "if you want to know the distance why ask yourself" says smiffy. whoose the knob then.
Quickest move of the day was Vig on Sunday when Rickg shanked one right where his head was from 30 yds and 45degree behind us on the tee.
I felt the breeze as it passed the top of my head.

 

[grumpyjock]

I have open up a Photobucket account called
GMPHOTOS11 and if any one wants the pass word PM me.

uploaded some of the photos from Nairn and Boat of Garten
this way anyone can upload photos and view the others

 

[heronsghyll]

Funniest thing for me...

Playing with Anthony (Forefortheday) on Sunday, he was addressing his ball before hitting a wedge to one green and stepped back to ask "how many yards have I got".
I looked at the Garmin...."86" I replied.
Again, he took his address and then asked "is that to front, middle or back?"
"Middle" I said.
He then fatted it 10 yards.
"If you want the distance to the middle, at least fecking hit it to the middle"

The funniest thing for me was,whilst talking to Dave (Heronsghyll) listening to Smiffy quoting the above

I have to say - it was very, very funny. It might not translate that way, all I can say is you have to have been there.

I also remember a few holes earlier one of our playing partners (who shall be nameless) hitting his tee shot, which proceeded to not get more than 2 inches off the ground then hit the ladies red tee marker, turned at right angles and zoomed across the tee just missing Rob and disappeared over the green we had just played. It happened so quick and although very dangerous - all 4 of us just burst out laughing! A very funny moment.

 

[forefortheday]

Funniest thing for me...

Playing with Anthony (Forefortheday) on Sunday, he was addressing his ball before hitting a wedge to one green and stepped back to ask "how many yards have I got".
I looked at the Garmin...."86" I replied.
Again, he took his address and then asked "is that to front, middle or back?"
"Middle" I said.
He then fatted it 10 yards.
"If you want the distance to the middle, at least fecking hit it to the middle"

I was laying up for my next shot!

Once again thanks Rob, great weekend and great company as always.