Is Timgolfy a GM employee sent to wind everyone up?

When I performed my 340 yard drive today, it was in the presence of a nice young lady who exclaimed: "My God, that's HUGE". I told her that was my middle name.
why is she calling you HER GOD .. here Tim im taking your word til proven wrong on the driving distances BUT ,, been God ??? struggling with that :D :D :D
 
If we all made a little less of a fuss every time the guy made a post they would not get so long and F***ing boring!!
 
When I performed my 340 yard drive today, it was in the presence of a nice young lady who exclaimed: "My God, that's HUGE". I told her that was my middle name.

Absolutely hilarious! Whether you are genuine or not, you really crack me up.

You should start a YouTube instruction channel or something.

Are you sure you're not Zoolander?
 
If we all made a little less of a fuss every time the guy made a post they would not get so long and F***ing boring!!

Come on, you have to admit that they are entertaining...


Not for me, seems people react just for the sake of it.. I wana talk about golf and all Tim is doing now people dont take him seriously is playing up to it. Fun to start with, old now cos he cant make a post without being jumped on and you can read the post as it goes so off topic.


this is not @ you btw Baz, just my 2ps worth.
 
I hit my 3h 250 a few nights ago and no one said anything, just the guy down the fairway waved frantically at me in protest! How was I to know I was going to hit the shot of my life with it?

Still doesnt beat the 370 yard drive I saw a 22 handicapper hit once!

I am off 14 and my longest is 324
 
340? Pah!
Hit one 376 on a par 5 once,then proceeded to airmail the green with an 8 iron.
Just about scrambled a par.
My buddy scuffs a drive,good 5 iron great pitch and holes a 2 footer for a 4.
Go figure.
 
Take that back some people like Marmite....

Only joking :o :o as find some of the threads that are generated hilarious though there is only so much you can read about length and swing speed.
 
he's one of two things;

Either someone on the complete wind up, who after a period of normality, decides to shake things up a bit with some outrageous claim. I still reckon Timmy may have a dual forum identity.

Or; as Ethan's post alludes to he is a borderline mentalist. With some kind of attention seeking syndrome.

Some may find him amusing, I find him a little tedious & repetitive. You can’t however deny that he generates debate!!
 
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