irish craic classic Ballyliffin '13 details. Updated details.

[brendy]

Not in the slightest young 'un

I've drank in bars in places like Greenock, Paisley and that Godforsaken place that is Clydebank and found them more hospitable than Clonmany

For what its worth, Clonmany has 13 parish pubs, 8 of which are in the village.
303 people live in the actual village. that makes a 38/1 pub ratio....Fantastic.

 

[brendy]

I might be persuaded to go to Buncrana this time but I aint getting on no school bus like you did last time

In fact there will be weddings on in the 3 hotels in Ballyliffin, I reckon on a bit of "Wedding Crasher" activity could be on the cards :cheers:

Well the hotel bar is cheap, very handy (for both stumbling back to our rooms and for decent grub) and as you say, if there is a wedding on, busy.

 

[chris661]

In fact there will be weddings on in the 3 hotels in Ballyliffin, I reckon on a bit of "Wedding Crasher" activity could be on the cards :cheers:

How do you get rid of the smell of sudocream easily

:rofl:

 

[smange]

For what its worth, Clonmany has 13 parish pubs, 8 of which are in the village.
303 people live in the actual village. that makes a 38/1 pub ratio....Fantastic.

Do you work for the Clonmany Tourist Board?

Either that or your starting to sound like a man who is making plans for spending his retirement there, well at least youll get to play Ballyliffin more regular then

 

[smange]

How do you get rid of the smell of sudocream easily

:rofl:

Get one of the mongrels from a bar in Clonmany to lick it off mate

 

[brendy]

Get one of the mongrels from a bar in Clonmany to lick it off mate

Hahaha I dont think even those guys would be big enough headers to take that on, unless you liberally sprinkled some kola kubes, goldschlager or jagermeister..

 

[chris661]

Hahaha I dont think even those guys would be big enough headers to take that on, unless you liberally sprinkled some kola kubes, goldschlager or jagermeister..

Well you threw enough kola cubes around that night.........

 

[brendy]

Well you threw enough kola cubes around that night.........

What can I say, life and soul of the party
Cant believe we got fresh ones FOC.

 

[smange]

Well you threw enough kola cubes around that night.........

Dont forget that he then proceeded to make big puppy eyes at the barman, telling him that some innocent passer by had spilt his expensive shot, which the barman to his credit replaced free of charge before Brendy licked the previously mentioned spilt one off the bar before downing his free replacement.

 

[chris661]

Dont forget that he then proceeded to make big puppy eyes at the barman, telling him that some innocent passer by had spilt his expensive shot, which the barman to his credit replaced free of charge before Brendy licked the previously mentioned spilt one off the bar before downing his free replacement.

Classy :rofl: I forgot about the "jakey suckng it through a sweaty sock episode"

 

[brendy]

What?

classy :rofl: I forgot about the "jakey suckng it through a sweaty sock episode"

 

[chris661]

What?

For you non Scottish folk, the hobo that will drink anything. You sucking the shot up off the bar after throwing it there in the first place.

 

[brendy]

5 minute rule!

For you non Scottish folk, the hobo that will drink anything. You sucking the shot up off the bar after throwing it there in the first place.

 

[smange]

Classy :rofl: I forgot about the "jakey suckng it through a sweaty sock episode"

How can you have forgotten witnessing that?

Its been the subject of a few of my night terrors ever since it happened

Licking drink off that bar top in that bar in Clonmany is marginally worse and more revolting than the mongrel licking the sudocream off your jacksie......YEEUCCHH

 

[brendy]

Licking drink off that bar top in that bar in Clonmany is marginally worse and more revolting than the mongrel licking the sudocream off your jacksie......YEEUCCHH

The bit I took was only the top half, it wasnt touching the counter. Chris's rear end....whole different ball game, probably had more business than the bar that evening.

 

[chris661]

The bit I took was only the top half, it wasnt touching the counter. Chris's rear end....whole different ball game, probably had more business than the bar that evening.

Now now Nelson.

Only with sudocream. Sweaty-tastic

I never strayed into the kennel that weekend

 

[brendy]

Now now Nelson.

Only with sudocream. Sweaty-tastic

I never strayed into the kennel that weekend

What else could I have been talking about

 

[smange]

The bit I took was only the top half, it wasnt touching the counter. Chris's rear end....whole different ball game, probably had more business than the bar that evening.

It was a shot, when spilt it was 0.5mm deep, it touched the counter and therefore so did your tongue/lips......

As for the other accusation, I didnt witness any posterior invading of Chris but am a bit suspicious that you disappeared with Bob knowing what he yelled out the following day whilst on the 15th tee, was it just a flashback to the night before??

 

[chris661]

It was a shot, when spilt it was 0.5mm deep, it touched the counter and therefore so did your tongue/lips......

As for the other accusation, I didnt witness any posterior invading of Chris but am a bit suspicious that you disappeared with Bob knowing what he yelled out the following day whilst on the 15th tee, was it just a flashback to the night before??

Could be worse he could have repeated what he said on the 13th? at my place that time :rofl:

 

[brendy]

It was a shot, when spilt it was 0.5mm deep, it touched the counter and therefore so did your tongue/lips......

As for the other accusation, I didnt witness any posterior invading of Chris but am a bit suspicious that you disappeared with Bob knowing what he yelled out the following day whilst on the 15th tee, was it just a flashback to the night before??

I admit it, with a few drinks on me, I am a tramp. If you think that was bad, you should have seen what we were sharing on the schoolbus!