Insomnia

Thou shalt not eat dodgy Szechuan Chicken and sleep till morning. For if thou doust thou will encounter Mao's revenge! I finally feel its safe enough to venture downstairs, and away from the bathroom. Oh well, plenty of time for breakfast(stomach does a back flip at the thought of food) before playing in the Medal Cup final at 9:00am.
 
Nasty business!

Been awake for a few hours myself although thankfully ailment free. Only blot on the horizon is that I'm teeing off at 9.03 for 36 holes of greensomes medal in what looks like as if it is going to be pouring down most of the day :confused:
 
Been awake since 4.15. Listened to Gambo and now having a cuppa before getting ready for a game at Chobham later.

Can't honestly remember last time I had more than 4 hours kip.
 
Smiffy said:
I can beat that.
A quick look in my PC settings says "Your device is up to date. Last checked 04/09/2015 at 3.15am"
No wonder I'm flat out on the sofa by 9pm every night
:mad:
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If only there was a floodlit course somewhere down here we could have a game of millionaire's golf. :)
 
JohnnyDee said:
If only there was a floodlit course somewhere down here we could have a game of millionaire's golf. :)
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It's usually the kamikaze cat that wakes me up. Bloody thing comes in through the bedroom window, jumps onto the bed in the dark, and guess who's back/front/ballbag he lands on?
Now make sure the main bedroom windows are pulled closed, and keep the bedroom door shut too, but unfortunately I've got into the habit now.
 
Smiffy said:
I can beat that.
A quick look in my PC settings says "Your device is up to date. Last checked 04/09/2015 at 3.15am"
No wonder I'm flat out on the sofa by 9pm every night
:mad:
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02.22, same as, fell asleep at 9pm woke up at 2pm staring at the ceiling :(
 
Smiffy said:
It's usually the kamikaze cat that wakes me up. Bloody thing comes in through the bedroom window, jumps onto the bed in the dark, and guess who's back/front/ballbag he lands on?
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Boyfriend ?:whistle:


Monty can't wait for you to stay. He likes to be let in at 3 so don't be late, and he does like a good moan before he settles down.
 
SocketRocket said:
You think that's bad. I climbed over my wife to turn the bedroom light off and burned by arse on the bulb!
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Mine was getting ready to go out the other night.
She asked "does my bum look big in this?"
I said "well it is a small bathroom love"
:mad:

She had a pair of her knickers stolen off the washing line the other day.
She's not too fussed as they were an old pair, but she'd like the 12 pegs back.
:mad:
 
Smiffy said:
Mine was getting ready to go out the other night.
She asked "does my bum look big in this?"
I said "well it is a small bathroom love"
:mad:

She had a pair of her knickers stolen off the washing line the other day.
She's not too fussed as they were an old pair, but she'd like the 12 pegs back.
:mad:
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She's stood behind you reading that over your shoulder :eek:

:smirk:
 
Smiffy said:
Mine was getting ready to go out the other night.
She asked "does my bum look big in this?"
I said "well it is a small bathroom love"
:mad:

She had a pair of her knickers stolen off the washing line the other day.
She's not too fussed as they were an old pair, but she'd like the 12 pegs back.
:mad:
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I cant get over your missus, I have to get up and go round her (Dawson L. 1975)
 
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