Insomnia

[Slab]

Morning lads

 

[JohnnyDee]

Morning to you too. What have I missed?

 

[Slab]

Morning to you too. What have I missed?

There was a virtual streaker earlier but we got them...

 

[JohnnyDee]

There was a virtual streaker earlier but we got them...

Good work! Did they do any damage to the virtual greens?

 

[Slab]

Good work! Did they do any damage to the virtual greens?

Virtually none!

 

[JohnnyDee]

Virtually none!

Phew! That's a relief!!!

 

[Slab]

Phew! That's a relief!!!

There's no relief on a virtual green, play it as it lies

That's virtually a rule

 

[JohnnyDee]

Hi-de-hi campers. Listening to Whispering Bob and thinking of making first cuppa.

 

[Smiffy]

Been up about 20 minutes. On my first cuppa now

 

[JohnnyDee]

Been up about 20 minutes. On my first cuppa now

Tea or coffee. It's tea for me.

 

[Smiffy]

Coffee. Always coffee in the morning.
Just been doing a search for the shirt that Tiger was wearing for yesterdays round. It looked great. I want one.
But I'm buggered if I'm paying £65.00!!!

 

[JohnnyDee]

Coffee. Always coffee in the morning.
Just been doing a search for the shirt that Tiger was wearing for yesterdays round. It looked great. I want one.
But I'm buggered if I'm paying £65.00!!!

Must be sewn with platinum thread and material flecked with gold leaf.

I bought two end of line Nike shirts in our Pro's sale in January at £10 a pop that had previously been £50. Lovely shirts but would never have paid original price though at a tenner I couldn't resist 'em

 

[JohnnyDee]

Been awake nearly all night and off to Exeter now. Oh for a lottery win!!

 

[ScienceBoy]

Try the tablets I'm on

OK you have to be more specific...

 

[Slab]

Ok its ridiculous now, Been at work for 2 hours already and its still only 4:30 in the morning

 

[Sharktooth]

Ok its ridiculous now, Been at work for 2 hours already and its still only 4:30 in the morning

It is ridiculous. Social Media should be banned in the work place.

 

[the smiling assassin]

Couldn't drift off last night thanks to taking an afternoon nap yesterday. Then up til 4 with mum and baby, mum was struggling not to drift off and baby was hungry... Baby asleep finally at 4, managed to get head on pillow for 90mins before the 3y/o woke up. Currently watching 3rd episode of Raa Raa (nothing to do with Dave).

 

[JohnnyDee]

Was woken up at 4.30 by the heating that was raging away following the gas contractors turning the gas supply on again last night after it had been off all day.

Boiler had been switched off since breakfast and settings now all out of whack.

Melted hardly describes my condition

 

[JohnnyDee]

Morning all

 

[Smiffy]

Morning all

Morning. Kamikaze ginger cat woke me up diving off the bedroom windowsill onto my feet.
Poxy thing. He's off soon. Mark my words