If your hair were part of a golf course, where would it be...

[JezzE]

Morning all,
It's the GM Christmas Party this afternoon so please don't call the office after 1.30pm.
Anyway, to get us all in the festive mood we've been discussing the hair on our heads and which golf courses they would most be at home on.
Among offerings so far...
Alex Narey - close cropped US-Open greens before they've had to resort to hosing them down to make them vaguely playable
Neil Tappin - one of those slightly wiry lies where the clubhead meets considerably more resistance than you're expecting
Michael Weston - the spiky-topped one would sit nicely around a US-Open green with the ball sitting right down at the bottom requiring something of a splash shot to escape

As you may be able to tell, we've just finished off an issue and are winding down for a couple of hours ahead of this afternoon and then the next issue next week

 

[Sneds]

Very thick rough! The type where you have to swing 110% for it to fly 20 yards x

 

[pokerjoke]

mine would be an american green in the summer,short grass with a few bare patches and very fast,also with a small mole hill on for my spot.

 

[Fyldewhite]

A very bare lie indeed, definitely not lob wedge territory.

 

[USER1999]

The bare lie in the middle of 6" deep rough just off the green.

 

[TonyN]

Mine would be a muni course in the height of summer, not alot, but some thin grass with bare lie both sides of the ball!

 

[Twire]

You sure you've not all ready been to the party and had a skinfull?


Mine would have to be a links fairway in summer......not much grass about, and tight lies.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Definitely a bare lie and getting barer

 

[Doh]

Mine would be like a Cumbrian Sheep farm in the days of foot and mouth

Bugger all on it.

 

[JezzE]

Am I to gather from this that the majority of the forum are follicly-challenged? Looking for someone to come in manfully with a 'thick clag' option sometime...

 

[TonyN]

Am sure when Mr McIlroy graces us with his presence he will lay claim to the thickest gorse to grace the wildest links!

 

[madandra]

Mine would be short and wirey and you could call it the PUBIC COARSE open to ladies only.

 

[Timh27]

Mine would be like a Cumbrian Sheep farm in the days of foot and mouth

Bugger all on it.

Snap

 

[CliveW]

A large divot.

 

[slugger]

The greenkeepers could do with having a look at mine and whoever took the two divots out either side of my head a few years back did't bother replacing them so the roots never had a chance to grow back!

I reckon you'd need a hybrid to hit from my scalp!

 

[Golfmmad]

Mine would be like the, "Silver Fox", that lies hidden in the bushes.

Golfmmad.

 

[StrangelyBrown]

Cascading and flowing past my shoulders, like a gingery blonde willow tree

 

[GB72]

Could compare mine to the semi rough, plenty of grass but not styled or manicured

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Mine is like the sand in a bunker that has been compacted by weeks of heavy rain and high winds. bare and Rock hard

Please dont take me brain cell out when you "take sand"

Alternatively, as its all fallen out, my hair is in the big compost heap behind the 10th Tee with all the grass clippings

Sid Slaphead

 

[drawboy]

Thinning with grey patches, could do with hollow tining and some fertilizer adding.