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A bit of fun really. Globalisation is so rampant these days that we are seemingly bombarded by particular corporations that the masses seem to follow slavishly.

Therefore, I have never:

Had an iphone
Eaten at Nandos
Ordered from Deliveroo
Used an Uber
Watched Game of Thrones. Or any of the Harry Potter movies. Or Breaking Bad.

(I may think of more later)

What about yourselves?
 
Been to Ikea
Been to a Car Boot Sale
Watched Game of Thrones
Had an Instagram account (not even sure what one is)!
Tweeted or Tik Tokked (what is the latter??)
 
Watched Strictly Come Dancing, Big Brother, X Factor GBBO or any of these so called reality programmes.

Used a 7 wood (although that will change next week).

Been to a gym (since schooldays).
 
Tongo said:
Therefore, I have never:

Had an iphone
Eaten at Nandos
Ordered from Deliveroo
Used an Uber
Watched Game of Thrones. Or Breaking Bad.

What about yourselves?
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Yes to all of these.

Never downloaded a song or a movie.
Never watched any Star Wars movies.
 
Tongo said:
A bit of fun really. Globalisation is so rampant these days that we are seemingly bombarded by particular corporations that the masses seem to follow slavishly.

Therefore, I have never:

Had an iphone
Eaten at Nandos
Ordered from Deliveroo
Used an Uber
Watched Game of Thrones. Or any of the Harry Potter movies. Or Breaking Bad.

(I may think of more later)

What about yourselves?
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I can match all of those except Potter.

Plus
I have never owned a Walkman, ipod or similar
Or a Playstation/ Xbox
Owned a German car
Bought popcorn at the cinema
Had a Gym membership
Had a parking ticket
Or a speeding ticket.
Or an infraction , oh no my bad ?
 
I've also never had an iPhone, although I've had iPods and an iPad. I tried watching one or two episodes of Game of Thrones but didn't enjoy it at all, so for all intents and purposes I've not watched it.

There's loads of things I've not done, but I can't really think of them off the top of my head because, as I'm not doing them, they're not that prevalent in my mind.

Here's one - I've never drank a cup of tea or coffee. At least not while old enough to remember it. The concept of hot drinks does nothing for me, if I'm thirsty I'd rather drink something cold, and if I need warming up I stick on a jumper. :LOL: And the smell of coffee makes me nauseous anyway.

I've never broken a bone - *touch wood*.

I've never punched someone in anger - I've been punched while trying to break up a fight, but never been the one throwing a punch.
 
Never had a takeaway delivered
Never played golf as a singleton
Never won the Lottery Jackpot
Never owned a motorbike
Never worn a skirt
 
Tongo said:
A bit of fun really. Globalisation is so rampant these days that we are seemingly bombarded by particular corporations that the masses seem to follow slavishly.

Therefore, I have never:

Had an iphone
Eaten at Nandos
Ordered from Deliveroo
Used an Uber
Watched Game of Thrones. Or any of the Harry Potter movies. Or Breaking Bad.

(I may think of more later)

What about yourselves?
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All of those and I'll add in the Star Wars films. Not seen any of them
 
I have never watched any "celebrity" or reality show.
I have never understood pro basketball
I have never liked Tiger Woods
I have never had any time for anyone who cheats at any level of sport
I have never gotten over missing out on my first true love
I have never had Homer buy me a drink
 
Pathetic Shark said:
I have never watched any "celebrity" or reality show.
I have never understood pro basketball
I have never liked Tiger Woods
I have never had any time for anyone who cheats at any level of sport
I have never gotten over missing out on my first true love
I have never had Homer buy me a drink
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The last one is definitely a lie. Bearing in mind we virtually lived in the pub after work most evenings at Chessington law of averages suggest I must have done so. Definitely bought you one after golf at Pyrford and when out with our tube marathon chum. At least five bears in 35 years seems reasonable doesn't it?
 
Imurg said:
I can match all of those except Potter.

Plus
I have never owned a Walkman, ipod or similar
Or a Playstation/ Xbox
Owned a German car
Bought popcorn at the cinema
Had a Gym membership
Had a parking ticket
Or a speeding ticket.
Or an infraction, oops my bad ?
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Is the second last one connected to the 3rd
 
Owned an Apple product
Listened to Radio 4
Been on Instagram or Tik Tok
Laughed at anything by Jennifer Saunders
Understood the fuss about Meryl Streep
Been in an uber taxi
Smoked a cigarette
 
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