I hate my cousin

[Aztecs27]

I just found out that he's the Assistant Pro here:

http://www.theaceclubonline.com/golf/proto/theaceclubonline/

And that he's Mark Wahlberg's personal caddy.

 

[JustOne]

I hate him too!

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

Thats what you call a good website . Btw i hate your cousin to

 

[Aztecs27]

OH and I should clarify, when I say "caddy" I actually mean "chaffeur" as they just escort the members round in a buggy! They obviously still use their course knowledge etc..but they get paid $150 per round to do so and tips on top! As you can imagine, Mr. Wahlberg isn't stingy with his cash!

Hopefully I'll be able to play the course when I get over to Philidelphia though!

 

[Smiffy]

Hopefully I'll be able to play the course when I get over to Philidelphia though!

Don't forget to mention you've got some fecking MP57's

 

[beatle]

*whistles*

That looks nice! Oh and for the record, I also hate your cousin.

 

[Smiffy]

Thats what you call a good website

It sure is.
What a fantastic thing to have the fly-byes of every hole. Could you imagine that on some of the goat tracks over here?
Turn left at the cesspit, swerve to avoid the electricity pylons, don't get too close to the bunkers 'cos you'll see all the rocks in them, the waters supposed to be that shitty brown colour 'cos it adds "character", the greens aren't cut on a Tuesday, or Wednesday, or Thursday come to that.
They look a bit wooly but if you come back in July the day after Captains Day they'll be fine.

 

[bobmac]

And membership is by invitation only

 

[Smiffy]

And membership is by invitation only

I've got my interview next week Bob

 

[bigslice]

Hopefully I'll be able to play the course when I get over to Philidelphia though!

Don't forget to mention you've got some fecking MP57's

lol smiffy beat me to it

 

[Smiffy]

Hopefully I'll be able to play the course when I get over to Philidelphia though!

Don't forget to mention you've got some fecking MP57's

lol smiffy beat me to it

If ever I do get to actually meet up with him, I'm going to insert one of 'em up his turdpipe

 

[MashieNiblick]

Hopefully I'll be able to play the course when I get over to Philidelphia though!

Don't forget to mention you've got some fecking MP57's

By the looks of things, if I were you, I wouldn't mention you play with a set of second hand Mizunos you picked up for 200 bucks. Tell them you've just ordered 2 sets of the latest Vega/Miura/Hakasaki forgings. One to play with and one to keep in your home office

 

[chrisd]

I am not going to risk only, not liking your cousin, and have decided to refuse to talk to the entire family!



Chris

 

[madandra]

It looks like a muni

 

[thecraw]

At the end of the day its just a golf course like mine.

I do believe that I get more fulfilment from mine as I think playing from divots, soft soggy fairways, bumpy greens and un-raked bunkers is actually beneficial to my game.

I also like having to wait to get onto the first tee and being held up all round. Imagine only having 225 members, christ I'd be bored within a month!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I hate your cousin too. All I can think about is that Undertones song "My Perfect Cousin" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5hnCb-93WY

 

[viscount17]

is there no way you can make him feel guilty for neglecting you? no family female mafia to lean on him?

 

[Aztecs27]

Ok, for the record, I'm sure I only mentioned my MP57's a *few* times!

I'm glad everyone else shares my hatred.

Do you think I should email him and see if we can arrange a foum day there?

 

[john0]

I think I actually quite like your cousin - is he wanting a new pen pal who goes to visit a couple of times a year?

 

[The_LHC]

I'm not overly chuffed with my cousin either at the moment, the git unfriended me on Facebook last night!