saving my face for a good shave for the wedding on saturday (well thats my excuse)
Your getting married Saturday ?
aye due to an order error my two russian brides arrive on saturday morn, nah my wee sister is im just out to comfort the drunk bridesmaids telling them aye someday it will be you.
Your a romantic Davie
aye due to an order error my two russian brides arrive on saturday morn, nah my wee sister is im just out to comfort the drunk bridesmaids telling them aye someday it will be you.
Only shave on the big occaisions then, does that inlcude bath to... (wheres the smileys when you need one)
Winners eat Porridge of the golden syrup variety, oh wait no i've won nothing this maybe that should be losers eat porridge
Thats what it says on packet and tastes good so i'm sticking to it.That's not porridge ya big buffty! Pffffft
That's not porridge ya big buffty! Pffffft
Maybe on Saturday, you'll get your oats.
Ideally with (a) honey.