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How many stitches have you had?

My calculator doesn't have enough digits, honestly far too many to guess and add up, It'll be right up in the high hundreds, in fact, I don't think I have a single limb that doesn't have a decent scar, both feet, both legs, both arms & hands, body, head, face and even an emergency circumcision, now that was painful :eek:

Maybe you ought to change your site name to Frankenstein???
 
Most of my operations have involved the long single running stitch, rather than a dozen individual ones.
Which is fine until the student nurse tries to pull it out without cutting the far end... and keeps pulling!
 
No idea in total.

Top of my head, right eyebrow, left wrist, right knee, lower left leg, right foot.

Car crash, motorcycle crash and sports injuries.
 
No idea what the running total would be now. Ten years ago I had an Op to remove a tumour from my neck, I ended up with 25 clips holding my face and neck together in a sort of inverted ? shape. My daughter was still quite young at the time and she kept bringing her friends in to see the zip up the side of my head.
 
My calculator doesn't have enough digits, honestly far too many to guess and add up, It'll be right up in the high hundreds, in fact, I don't think I have a single limb that doesn't have a decent scar, both feet, both legs, both arms & hands, body, head, face and even an emergency circumcision, now that was painful :eek:

Are you the $6 million dollar Fish?
 
Is it true they first cut is the deepest as the song has it?

Lol I do remember one thing, don't have a surgeon who thinks he is funny. Having your sack tampered with is not fun, so when the surgeon asks if it's too cold in the room and would I like the heating turned up, did not make me laugh...
 
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