Help: my pp is having a mid life crisis

[fundy]

One of my playing partners is 100% having a midlife crisis (the car was the final sign lol) , is there anything I can do to help?????

 

[wrighty1874]

Tell him straight he's being a prat.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

One of my neighbours went out and bought a new top of the range Mercedes sports a couple of years ago.
Now driving a totty wee cheap thing.

Costly MLC.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Not called Hawkeye is he?

 

[USER1999]

One of my playing partners is 100% having a midlife crisis (the car was the final sign lol) , is there anything I can do to help?????

Has he got hair like a Brillo pad?

 

[bobmac]

If women can have the menopause, why cant men have a mid life crisis?
I'm looking forward to mine

 

[bobmac]

Smiffy is on his 3rd

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Do 'go further' Taylormade irons count as a midlife crisis?

 

[Hacker Khan]

As an antidote to trying to look young when he is fact middle aged tell him to take up golf and wear plenty of golf gear. As that will do the opposite, he will look very old whilst being middle aged. Hold on though...

 

[Rooter]

Has he bought a go faster ford focus? Has he started playing drum and bass and installed a subwoofer in the boot?

 

[Paul77]

He has started wearing everything by Under Armour?

 

[Alex1975]

White BMW M3 convertible with a personalized number plate? I know the type... sounds like a right nob!

The fast ford will be here soon, its made now just waiting on shipping. The M3 goes back to its rightful female owner today..... I will miss it!!

I am enjoying the mid life crisis, am aware I look a nob and still don't care!




Think I will get some white trousers next!

 

[bobmac]

White BMW M3 convertible with a personalized number plate? I know the type... sounds like a right nob!

The fast ford will be here soon, its made now just waiting on shipping. The M3 goes back to its rightful female owner today..... I will miss it!!

I am enjoying the mid life crisis, am aware I look a nob and still don't care!

View attachment 15016View attachment 15017

Didn't know you were a hairdresser.......or is that the Audi ?

 

[Rooter]

White BMW M3 convertible with a personalized number plate? I know the type... sounds like a right nob!

The fast ford will be here soon, its made now just waiting on shipping. The M3 goes back to its rightful female owner today..... I will miss it!!

I am enjoying the mid life crisis, am aware I look a nob and still don't care!

View attachment 15016View attachment 15017


Think I will get some white trousers next!

Nowt girly about that car! and white trousers are the future Al, just not sure a man of your age should wear them, Maybe some Tena Men required just to be safe..

 

[Alex1975]

Didn't know you were a hairdresser.......or is that the Audi ?

We like to be called hair stylists now....

 

[Lord Tyrion]

White trousers are just wrong on any man, no matter what sort of crisis you are having.

 

[bladeplayer]

G1bbo's hairdressing Audi TT per chance ?


Where is G1BBO by the way ?

 

[Alex1975]

G1bbo's hairdressing Audi TT per chance ?


Where is G1BBO by the way ?

I think he knocked golf on the head.... It would be a shame if he does not make it back at some point!

 

[fundy]

White BMW M3 convertible with a personalized number plate? I know the type... sounds like a right nob!

The fast ford will be here soon, its made now just waiting on shipping. The M3 goes back to its rightful female owner today..... I will miss it!!

I am enjoying the mid life crisis, am aware I look a nob and still don't care!

View attachment 15016View attachment 15017


Think I will get some white trousers next!

Then it will be time for a new pp lol

 

[Alex1975]

Then it will be time for a new pp lol

OK to make a nob of myself in the car park but not with you on the course?!

Shame that chap did not stay for a drink yesterday... Bit naughty really as you were the one who had somewhere to be.