Lollfred
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No !!
Have you had a sneaky read/look at the Mrs copy of Fifty Shades of Grey ?
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connor
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I read a page to her haha. She took it back when I did there voices
One Planer
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:rofl:
USER1999
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She doesn't have a copy, so no. From what little excerpts of it I have heard read on the radio, or read in the papers, it's badly written tosh.
Lollfred
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over-hyped rubbish imo !! ... what the heck is the fuss about ?
SS2
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It's the best comedy I've read in ages. I can see why many women may enjoy it but there's not enough violence, sex, guns and stuff for my liking.
AmandaJR
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First I heard of it was when someone mentioned it yesterday. What have I missed?? Do I need to find a life away from golf??!!
Lump
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My dad owns a book shop. He's sold 250 copies since getting it in.
Apprently its utter tosh but dappy women keep coming in and buying it.
Apprently its utter tosh but dappy women keep coming in and buying it.
I much prefer the Twitter version "Fifty shades of Pish"....now that is worth a follow,bloody funny.
palindromicbob
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If you can translate it then 50 Shades of Red, White and Blue seems to be quiet funny.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/50-shades-of-red-white-and-blue
Apparently there has been a rise in pregnancy and also light bondage sales related to 50 shades of grey so it is certainly having an influcence on soicety. Also heard several people saying it's responsible for the wettest June on record
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http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/50-shades-of-red-white-and-blue
Apparently there has been a rise in pregnancy and also light bondage sales related to 50 shades of grey so it is certainly having an influcence on soicety. Also heard several people saying it's responsible for the wettest June on record
.gripitripit
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My Mrs bought it to see what all the hype is about and in her words..." Women that find this erotic must be boring so and so's" I replied maybe you need man porn to which her response was
"Maybe...and at least there would be pictures"
"Maybe...and at least there would be pictures"
Bigfoot
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I did not realise we had a copy until I saw our Amazon account and found two copies had been puchased. No mention yet. I await developments.
Captainron
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Not read it but reaped the benefit after the wife did! :whoo:
sev112
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SaintHacker
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bigslice
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by all accounts its based on a guy from Newmilns
JustOne
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I read it last night in about 3hrs and it really was a load of rubbish.
I did keep reading purely so that when someone is talking about it I will be able to give a proper opinion... like now!
The story is so boring.. girl meets kinky guy who wants to use her in a 'friends with benefits' relationship in a way that encorporates bondage so she gets to experience her inner self.... and then the bondage part doesn't really materialise until the end when he gives her 6 of the best and she leaves him.
I was left wondering if the message from the book was really 'if your hubby treats you bad then leave him' or whether it really was supposed to be a delve into the erotic.. if it was the latter then it FAILED.
And I didn't half get fed up of the euphemism of 'my inner Goddess' for her lady parts....
... it was as if my mum wrote it... 
Clearly it's going to please some people that don't get out much!
I did keep reading purely so that when someone is talking about it I will be able to give a proper opinion... like now!
The story is so boring.. girl meets kinky guy who wants to use her in a 'friends with benefits' relationship in a way that encorporates bondage so she gets to experience her inner self.... and then the bondage part doesn't really materialise until the end when he gives her 6 of the best and she leaves him.
I was left wondering if the message from the book was really 'if your hubby treats you bad then leave him' or whether it really was supposed to be a delve into the erotic.. if it was the latter then it FAILED.
And I didn't half get fed up of the euphemism of 'my inner Goddess' for her lady parts....
... it was as if my mum wrote it... Clearly it's going to please some people that don't get out much!
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Phil2511
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If you can translate it then 50 Shades of Red, White and Blue seems to be quiet funny.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/50-shades-of-red-white-and-blue
Apparently there has been a rise in pregnancy and also light bondage sales related to 50 shades of grey so it is certainly having an influcence on soicety. Also heard several people saying it's responsible for the wettest June on record
Have read some of this. Quite funny if you understand Belfast Milly speak lol
6inchcup
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i thought the title was about the colour of my shirts after i put them in the washing machine(the big white thing in the kitchen next to the fridge)on a boil wash when hid was away for a weekend
AmandaJR
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I read it last night in about 3hrs and it really was a load of rubbish.
I did keep reading purely so that when someone is talking about it I will be able to give a proper opinion... like now!
The story is so boring.. girl meets kinky guy who wants to use her in a 'friends with benefits' relationship in a way that encorporates bondage so she gets to experience her inner self.... and then the bondage part doesn't really materialise until the end when he gives her 6 of the best and she leaves him.
I was left wondering if the message from the book was really 'if your hubby treats you bad then leave him' or whether it really was supposed to be a delve into the erotic.. if it was the latter then it FAILED.
And I didn't half get fed up of the euphemism of 'my inner Goddess' for her lady parts....
Clearly it's going to please some people that don't get out much!
Excellent work James and saves me bothering. I meant to google it to find out more about it but forgot!
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