Golf things I DONT want this xmas

[vkurup]

Stocking filling time coming around the corner.. (not that I wear stockings anymore - atleast not to work). So doing a list of golf things that I dont want...

1) 'High performance' Tees
2) Stroke counting 'anal' beads
3) Deluxe Scorecard holder

Anyone for anymore?

 

[Val]

Chipping net

 

[bladeplayer]

Chipping net

BIIIIIIIIIIIG Stockings them are .. wouldnt be arguing with you mate .. No chipping net it is then ..ne:

 

[ScienceBoy]

Golf specific socks, have like 10 pairs already

Golf books, read em all

 

[6inchcup]

anything made by DUNLOP or bought by a non golfer on x-mas eve at 5-20 from sports direct inc golf balls at £5 for 2 doz !!!!! FALDO type jumper a white headed club,novelty head covers,gizmo for printing my name on the ball,electric ball cleaner etc,can you tell my brother in law doesn't play!!!!!

 

[Fader]

1. No Tees with my name printed on them
2. Novelty headcover
3. deluxe scorecard holder
4. putting mate with those stupid bunkers and waterhazard effects on them!

 

[AmandaJR]

Putt return thingy that chucks your balls back to you across the carpet.
Scorecard holder of any description.
Cheap balls (ooer).
Tees.
Anything golf related that is personalised with my name on it.
Mug with golf theme.

 

[G1BB0]

I need a scorecard holder

you can keep the rest though.

 

[CMAC]

ha! ha! ha! what a great thread :whoo:

I think I've been given everything posted so far........developed my "That's lovely" smile on Christmas day and proceeded to 'use' the item there and then and explain how it will help immensely.........trying not to hurt feelings, but I end up getting it again next year.......

 

[Rooter]

novelty head cover
socks (even worse is comedy ties)
crap balls
anything i have not chosen in fact, i am quite particular...

 

[One Planer]

1. Ball retriever
2. Chipper
3. One of those things you put on the end of your putter to pick up our ball
4. Chipping net
5. Novelty head cover
6. Cheap pebbles (Balls)
7. Anything my dad would wear


I'll think of more.... Back in a mo'

 

[Qwerty]

anything i have not chosen in fact, i am quite particular...[/QUOTE]

I'll go with that.

A lot of this tat is ridiculously overpriced as well.

 

[Val]

Whats wrong with a novelty headcover? I have this guy on my driver (I did take the voice box out though)

 

[One Planer]

Whats wrong with a novelty headcover? I have this guy on my driver (I did take the voice box out though)

Do we have a **Shakes Head** smiley :ears:

 

[Doon frae Troon]

What a selfish miserly bunch you lot are.

This year there will be many folk dreading the expense of Christmas and all you lot care about is receiving a present that someone has lovingly chosen to give to you that you don't want.

Lucky you.
You can always gracefully hand it into the local Hospise shop.

 

[AmandaJR]

Whats wrong with a novelty headcover? I have this guy on my driver (I did take the voice box out though)

I want one WITH the voice box. I have a Mickey Mouse on my hybrid who keeps me company when I play on my own but he never talks back!

 

[Val]

Do we have a **Shakes Head** smiley :ears:

A gift from my lovely wife and a cover thats been on since June (could do with a wash though)

 

[Val]

I want one WITH the voice box. I have a Mickey Mouse on my hybrid who keeps me company when I play on my own but he never talks back!

I left it in for a bit then accidently pressed in the middle of someones swing when sticking it back on, everyone went into fits of laughter when Brian said

"A SWING AND A MISS"

 

[lobthewedge]

Iron covers - hate them!

 

[AmandaJR]

I left it in for a bit then accidently pressed in the middle of someones swing when sticking it back on, everyone went into fits of laughter when Brian said

"A SWING AND A MISS"

Love it. Is it "Daphnes" as just found a labrador style one on Amazon so he's on my wish list!