Fatherly advise

[USER1999]

I am standing outside Asda in Park Royal this morning, waiting for a lift, and a father, mother and son walk past. Son looks about 15.

Father is saying, right son, when we get inside, if you are going to shop lift anything, put it in your pocket straight away.

Class.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Chavtastic

 

[Golfman]

What an excellent way to raise a child. Surprised he wasn't giving the son a list of things to pick up.

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

Brilliant

 

[drawboy]

That's what dad's are for, to pass on life's little nuggets, just think if that poor kid was brought up by a single mum. He'd have to work out the right way to pinch for himself.

 

[pokerjoke]

Sounds like a complete loser.

 

[Imurg]

I was in a playground with The Boy a few years back and it was quite busy. One youngster obviously got pushed or jostled, tears flowed and he went back to mum and dad sat closby. I heard the dad say " Next time just get a rock and smash it in the Bas**rds face"

We left

We've never been back.

Wonder if the kid's in Juve Detention yet? Or the dad in the Scrubs?

 

[drawboy]

And still people from abroad see this as THE place to come and live, a land of decency and honour, yeah right. Chavland.

 

[JustOne]

I am standing outside Asda in Park Royal this morning, waiting for a lift, and a father, mother and son walk past. Son looks about 15.

Father is saying, right son, when we get inside, if you are going to shop lift anything, put it in your pocket straight away.

Class.

He wouldn't be much of a father if he said "put it on your head".

Tell him to get me a tube of pringles and a bench saw



nb: WTF are you doing outside Asda in the first place? I had you down as a Waitrose guy!

 

[USER1999]

I was thinking 52" plasma please.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

I was thinking 52" plasma please.

The kid's under 12!!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!

He can only manage a 47" TV....

 

[drawboy]

I was thinking 52" plasma please.

The kid's under 12!!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!

He can only manage a 47" TV....

Correct think of the health and safety implications of trying to carry a 52" by yourself. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

 

[USER1999]

Perhaps they could ask a member of staff to help carry it out to the car?

 

[haplesshacker]

Shocking. But not surprising.

I despair at how some kids are brought up.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

And if the kid got caught Dad would deny any responsibility

 

[viscount17]

Fagin principle, kids are expendable

 

[TonyN]

Thats no kind of fatherly advice, he should of had him at it before he turned 10, he above the age of criminal responsability now.

And if he must shoplift, itsalways best down the undies, no security guard is gonna make ya turn them out!