chrisd
Major Champion
I had a summer knockout 4bbb today and was coming off some awful form and a mid week lesson.
I was giving shots all round and I seriously would have had difficulty hitting a cows arse with a banjo for the first 12 holes, I couldn't drive, play irons and had a couple of sh***s as well. My playing partner fared slightly better but not up to his normal form.
After 12 holes we were 5 down with 6 to play and after a drop from a ditch to a long par 4, nutted a 5 iron to 10ft for a gimmee 4 and then went birdie, par, bogie, par, par and then eagled the first playoff hole (par 5) with a chip in after going through the green in 2 to win the match
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I have a trip to France for a game on Friday and a 36 hole comp over Saturday and Sunday - anyone know where swings go to hide so I can find it if it leaves me?
I was giving shots all round and I seriously would have had difficulty hitting a cows arse with a banjo for the first 12 holes, I couldn't drive, play irons and had a couple of sh***s as well. My playing partner fared slightly better but not up to his normal form.
After 12 holes we were 5 down with 6 to play and after a drop from a ditch to a long par 4, nutted a 5 iron to 10ft for a gimmee 4 and then went birdie, par, bogie, par, par and then eagled the first playoff hole (par 5) with a chip in after going through the green in 2 to win the match
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I have a trip to France for a game on Friday and a 36 hole comp over Saturday and Sunday - anyone know where swings go to hide so I can find it if it leaves me?
