Coverage of Middle aged fat bloke golf in Golf monthly! or lack of it

[JezzE]

Uncalled for and unnecessary hurtfulness Mr Elwood... id complain but its true ... good page filler for a quiet month tho eh

Note to self .. vertical stripes vertical stripes..

Who am I to talk, eh? Look out for some slightly depressing excess chin action in my driving piece with Alvaro Quiros next month. One of us in the photos is tall, slim and rich; the other isn't...

 

[pbrown7582]

OK, so we need a fatties section, preferably looking at the best way to get lots of carbs into your body during a round, cakes, donuts, crisps, mars bars
a foot fetish section
a pink fluffy ladies section
a junior section showing off young nubiles who can hit the ball further and straighter than any of us oldies
an oldies section on the best motorcaddies
a bald section on hats and suntan cream
and a ginger section, as they are normally in the minority

have I missed anyone?

wheres the 300yards and over section

 

[brendy]

There some GM readers (and leading forummers) in the last edition. Some of them certainly qualify under the description above.

Oh to be perfect....

 

[chrisd]

I'd go for a regular competition page for the forgetful.

A picture of a bag of clubs with a Titleist Vokey wedge missing and you have to guess where in the magazine it will turn up and as a tie breaker, what the loft is?



Chris

 

[brendy]

I'd go for a regular competition page for the forgetful.

A picture of a bag of clubs with a Titleist Vokey wedge missing and you have to guess where in the magazine it will turn up and as a tie breaker, what the loft is?



Chris

One ticket to hell please, Choo Choo

 

[richart]

I'd go for a regular competition page for the forgetful.

A picture of a bag of clubs with a Titleist Vokey wedge missing and you have to guess where in the magazine it will turn up and as a tie breaker, what the loft is?



Chris

No, you have lost me with that one Chris.

 

[richart]

OK, so we need a fatties section, preferably looking at the best way to get lots of carbs into your body during a round, cakes, donuts, crisps, mars bars
a foot fetish section
a pink fluffy ladies section
a junior section showing off young nubiles who can hit the ball further and straighter than any of us oldies
an oldies section on the best motorcaddies
a bald section on hats and suntan cream
and a ginger section, as they are normally in the minority

have I missed anyone?

Me, you have missed me. Suave, debonair, man about town.


Blast, just spilt my cuppa all down my tank top and cardi.

 

[Heidi]

Me, you have missed me. Suave, debonair, man about town.


Blast, just spilt my cuppa all down my tank top and cardi.

Was it a double shot, mocha choca with cream, caramel shot and a flake?
or just a cuppa tetley?

 

[JustOne]

Was it a double shot, mocha choca with cream, caramel shot and a flake?
or just a cuppa tetley?

At 4.30pm? ...... No, .....that's when Richart has his Ovaltine

 

[patricks148]

Was it a double shot, mocha choca with cream, caramel shot and a flake?
or just a cuppa tetley?

Would you mind not going of post.

Wummen!!!

 

[richart]

At 4.30pm? ...... No, .....that's when Richart has his Ovaltine

You know me so well James.:cheers:

Heidi, I think the later is more my style, in a mug !

 

[Heidi]

Would you mind not going of post.

Wummen!!!

I know, we're terrible for being so good at multi-tasking and going off at tangents

 

[CrapHacker]

Are GM Fatist?

Fatist?

No they're not fatist.

You're fattest!!

( I than' yoo, Jimmy Carr )

 

[patricks148]

I know, we're terrible for being so good at multi-tasking and going off at tangents

I would no consider rambling about hot drinks as" Multi Tasking"

 

[Heidi]

I would no consider rambling about hot drinks as" Multi Tasking"

ah but, being able to walk into the shop, while texting and surfing on an iphone and ordering a double shot mocca, chocha thing, and a skinny muffin...while chatting to a girlfriend IS multitasking :whoo:

 

[HomerJSimpson]

ah but, being able to walk into the shop, while texting and surfing on an iphone and ordering a double shot mocca, chocha thing, and a skinny muffin...while chatting to a girlfriend IS multitasking :whoo:

You can do all that and yet the simple task of putting a stationary ball into a hole from two feet somehow seems like quantum physics.

 

[Heidi]

You can do all that and yet the simple task of putting a stationary ball into a hole from two feet somehow seems like quantum physics.

the hole IS a bit small! ne:

 

[patricks148]

ah but, being able to walk into the shop, while texting and surfing on an iphone and ordering a double shot mocca, chocha thing, and a skinny muffin...while chatting to a girlfriend IS multitasking :whoo:

Men can multi task we just don't bang on about it, scratching your balls while having a piss and reading and ad about condoms, isn't multi tasking for a man
, its normal life. Yes and putting your makeup on while driving a car isn't multi tasking either, its dang driving

 

[Heidi]

Men can multi task we just don't bang on about it, scratching your balls while having a piss and reading and ad about condoms, isn't multi tasking for a man
, its normal life. Yes and putting your makeup on while driving a car isn't multi tasking either, its dang driving

EUGH, I used to sit across a desk from a scratcher, you have just brought back some revolting memories!

 

[Liverbirdie]

OK, so we need a fatties section, preferably looking at the best way to get lots of carbs into your body during a round, cakes, donuts, crisps, mars bars
a foot fetish section
a pink fluffy ladies section
a junior section showing off young nubiles who can hit the ball further and straighter than any of us oldies
an oldies section on the best motorcaddies
a bald section on hats and suntan cream
and a ginger section, as they are normally in the minority

have I missed anyone?

What about a "blonde section", a subsection "natural blondes", sub-sub section "Blondes with too much blonde lager down them". Would prove popular.

Also:-

Do Man U get more penalties.
A real oldies section called, where did I leave my trolley, and what colour was it?
Scottish section - First post - why can't the shandy drinking southerners handle anything under 10 degrees.
Welsh section - Smiling more increased my drives by 15 yards.
Irish section - Who is Robbie Keane saying he supported as a kid this week. Hamrun Spartans (Maltese team) or Shenua Shanghai.