Comments please

[andycap]

There's nothing in this contract about cleaning your balls!

 

[Cernunnos]

"Well I recon if you hit the 8 iron onto that island, swim over & hit another onto the green, you can cut out the dogleg on this parr5 & we could be in for at least an eagle... Now remember to take some spare balls with you just in case as I'm not baring all... Oh I see you have already."

 

[TonyN]

'What I want to know is why you have Westwoods name sewn into your bills?'

 

[slaznick]

Yeah, your right, you should have had one more wipe

 

[nomadpaul]

" Well , the club rules say no football shirts or jeans but there's nothing here about birthday suits !! "


"....and welcome to this years pro-am. On the first tee.....Michael Phelps "

 

[theeaglehunter]

"OK where's Henrik and who ordered a stripper?"

"I see you carry more than one big stick Mr Stenson"

 

[Herbie]

"I dont know how you make up a 4 ball where you come from, but round here......."

 

[Basher]

"That don't impress me much Henrik. Now take the eggbox out of your shreddies and put your clothes back on!"

 

[HarryMonk]

Now Henrik that is a sneaky way of getting an extra club out on the course!

 

[Boabski]

henrik says to fanny
can you stop blowing bubbles with that stupid hubba bubba you will get it all over my new all in one aero dynamic see thru suit,it does wonders for my swing speed

 

[OldWindy]

60yds to the y-front, sorry, front.

 

[vig]

Sorry Henrik, i'll put the andrex away now, i thought you said i'm off for a shat not a shot.

 

[wackygolfer]

I'm sure there is a launderette here somewhere!

 

[viscount17]

'Henrik, I told you, Royal appointment or not, that tailor looked dodgy!'

 

[Herbie]

"I said, I fancy this bag! deafo!!!!"

 

[denmen]

Nick always wore a thong!!

 

[rgs]

The famers tan is not a good look.