Clever Andrew.

[AuburnWarrior]

Young Andrew bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The Farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Andrew replied, 'Well then, just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'I can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Andrew said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey'
The farmer asked, 'what are you going to do with him?'
'Raffle him' said Andrew
Farmer replied 'You can't raffle him, he's dead'
Andrew said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead'
A month later, the farmer met up with Andrew. 'What happened with the dead donkey?'
Andrew replied, 'I raffled him off at £2 per ticket, selling 500 tickets and made a handsome profit'
The farmer said 'Did anyone complain?'
'Only the guy who won' replied Andrew
'What did you do?' replied the farmer
'Gave him his 2 quid back' replied Andrew

Andrew now works for RBS

 

[Basher]

Very clever Andrew indeed!

 

[bladeplayer]

Must be scottish Heres One for ya.....

Guy breaks down in a strange town , goes to local hotel to see if they have any rooms in case car is not fixed in time .. there is one room left , hotelier says give me £100 i hold the room for you & if your car is fixed il give it back to you ..
Man pays Hotel £100
Butcher calls to hotel with delivery , tells the manager he needs paying the £100 he is owed so the hotelier gives him the guys £100.. butcher is paid ..

On leaving the hotel the butcher meets his supplier , the supplier says you owe me £100 from last week so the butcher says easy come easy go & pays him the £100.. he is paid..

The supplier owes the local lady of the night for services rendered so he call round & she says that will be £100 please , he gives her the £100 and she is paid ..

lady owes the hotel manager for use of a room so she calls around & pays the manager the £100 she owes him , so he is paid ..

As she is leaving the guy walks back into the hotel & says my car is fixed i wont need the room now , ok says the hotelier heres your £100 back ..


Money Eh ?

 

[nufc86]

i'll post a link to the best joke i've ever heard :clap:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6114971302045445070#