Hold on a minute.....stop the bus....rewind....back up a tad.
Dodger, you were discussing WHAT with the burd?
I think you have just given us all an insight into what goes on in that netherworld between Scotland and England during the long winter months.
I'm quite happy to throw in a "gee whizz" and a "golly gosh" for good measure, by the way.
The fact we both cringe when he uses the team Faldo/Findlay word!
Using those other 2 I reckon maybe he is in fact your brother!