Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
It is a term that has strong historical precedence in it's use in Scotland. It was the nickname used by Scots of the time for King John I (John Balliol) who was pretty useless and ineffective, whose position and finery belied what was underneath - and for many of the time that was not a lot...
Now you know that I didn't simply make it up.
You should have used the historical Toom Tabard [empty jaiket] that would really have caused a stoosie in the steamy.