Bitten by a Killer vole

[Captainron]

I'm still alive. It's just my golf that's dead, but then that's normal! Still got a sore finger though, and a stiff shoulder from the jab, a rubbish lower back, itchy legs from moggy flea bites, etc. cats? Why?

I love them lots though. I just have no idea why?

Are you going to start spasming, writhing and gnashing your teeth. Pass out for a few hours and awake as 'Vole Man'? Burrowing through crime for a living?

 

[USER1999]

Are you going to start spasming, writhing and gnashing your teeth. Pass out for a few hours and awake as 'Vole Man'? Burrowing through crime for a living?

It's more likely than me becoming good at golf!