Bees hive in me man cave?

[Tashyboy]

Just been in and there's half a dozen of um chillin out. Noticed there has been a few in there of late and just thought they were either lost, thick or both.
These buggers must be mutant bees coz there bigger than sparrows. Well they sounded like it when I was running away.
Anyway am goin into claim me cave back and one of us is goin down.

 

[Imurg]

Is the thread title a euphemism..?

Get in the Tashy - give em some stick!
But don't kill them otherwise you'll be solely responsible for the demise of mankind.. 🐝

 

[Tashyboy]

Is the thread title a euphemism..?

Get in the Tashy - give em some stick!
But don't kill them otherwise you'll be solely responsible for the demise of mankind.. 

Right, ave just read up on bees and apparantly I have a tree bumble bee coz they like to nest in dark quiet places like attics, sheds and man caves. Now whoever wrote said piece about the Tree bumble bee which apparantly is the one I have
( and al take his word on that coz am not getting near the Suicidal things). I am to consider myself very lucky. Eh, then why don't I feel lucky. I will feel lucky when I drop six numbers tonight. At this moment in time I feel bogged off. Who wrote this tripe, some tree hugging, yoghurt eating friend of swampy.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

You must have a hole somewhere me man
get a cork and bung it up.

Then put your rain mac on with a hat and cut the net curtains to cover your face, so you are protected, then get a jam jar with a lid and catch them one by one and let them go outside

Everyone is happy and Tash is a true swampy , or you might just smell that way

:thup:

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Don't kill them Tashy, we need bees. Encourage them outside :thup:

 

[Tashyboy]

Don't kill them Tashy, we need bees. Encourage them outside :thup:

Ave used a few choice words but i think bees are deaf.

Phil. Net curtains are so last year. The only jar i have has honey in it. 😳

 

[guest100718]

don't kill them . they'll be gone soon enough and won't bother you.

 

[Jensen]

Step back Tashy and let them be (ha,ha no pun intended). They are marvellous insects and won't harm you, just enjoy them.
I can never understand when a bee or wasp flies near people wave their hands, all that's gonna do is annoy them. Just ignore them, they won't harm you.

 

[Tashyboy]

Apparantly the male bees don't have a sting. How comes am 54 and just found out. I should of known that when I was three.

 

[upsidedown]

HiD collected these last Sat, now got 3 hives

 

[full_throttle]

try dropping your ice cream just outside,

 

[ruff-driver]

try dropping your ice cream just outside,

:whoo::whoo::whoo::whoo:

 

[louise_a]

Call a beekeeper, he will come and remove them for you, don't kill them we need bees, wasps however can be gassed as far as I am concerned.

 

[drdel]

Had to happen sooner or later as you seem to have a 'bee in your bonnet' pretty frequently! - they've just moved house.

 

[williamalex1]

As Louise said get a bee keeper, there's quite a few annoying Bees on here too .

 

[Tarkus1212]

Call a beekeeper, he will come and remove them for you, don't kill them we need bees, wasps however can be gassed as far as I am concerned.

I don't think bee keepers are interested in removing bumble bees.

 

[guest100718]

I don't think bee keepers are interested in removing bumble bees.

no they dont want bumble bees only about 150 to a nest.. they only want Honey bees of which there can be 100,000 plus bees making honey

 

[Tashyboy]

Had to happen sooner or later as you seem to have a 'bee in your bonnet' pretty frequently! - they've just moved house.

😁 Be nice.

 

[upsidedown]

no they dont want bumble bees only about 150 to a nest.. they only want Honey bees of which there can be 100,000 plus bees making honey

Aye no desire for Bumble bees and noticed tonight we seem to have some Mason Bees looking to nest in the wood shed.

For your average hive producing honey nearer 60,000 :thup: We've had 5 jars so far this season

 

[drdel]

😁 Be nice.

Ok. Remember you can get British Gas to install a "Hive".