Answers on a postcard please

Ans 1 .. Quiet day on the range

2 Bob has too much time on his hands

3 Who left the toaster switched on at the plug? (go on you know you will check the pic)

4 cross your legs .. my reaction if there was a knife that near one of my nuts ;)

5 Why didnt i buy the canned ones ?

6 Whats the proper way to cut this thing ?

Quiet day here too by the way
 
Is it bad that the first thing I thought is that "....at least the citrus juice from the pineapple will kill all the bacteria on the wooden chopping board therefore being no need to clean it properly afterwards...."

However I really like the Sweetex stand.
 
quite possibly the worst tasting thing in the world! if its been on a pizza i cant eat it as the taste stains the whole pizza. If i get put on gammon i got mental lol
just an awful tasting thing made the mistake once of drinking it in a juice form hungover as i thought it was orange :angry:
 
Buy a juicer (even the cheap ones do the job). Cut it into chunks, juice it along with a load of pears and apples until you have between 750ml and a litre (sorry old money for you Bob. Pint and half - two pints). Put in a bottle with the juice of half a lemon and keep in fridge,enjoy over the next few days and add a little vodka and ice in the evening if you want a little tipple.
 
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