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Ageism on the forum

Policeman stopped me and asked where I was between 5 and 11. I replied that I was at Junior School!

You should have been done for misleading a Police Officer. To be pedantic, Primary School is from age 5 to 11, Infant School from 5 to 7 and Junior School from 8 to 11.
 
My auld man is fit as anything, not bad for 77. I mean every morning, regular as clock work he has a pee at 06:30hrs, only problem is he doesn't get out of bed until 07:30hrs . Taaa dum tish :)
 
Got a lot of time for Peter Alliss - as I like his commentary and he gives a lot of his time to charity work. At one charity day at my place he and I spent a good while having a chat about this and that (also had a good chat with his very pleasant good lady). With me that day - no airs and graces from PA - and for someone in the 'public eye' or a celeb that's just dandy for me and marks him down as a good guy.

Used to work with a guy in brum whose brother plays on the senior tour. He told me that allis is a ledgend in golf, he caddied for his bro at the open birkdale (when rose chippedin) app allis biked to comms every day because he is a right royal piss head and spends most of his rime in the bolligner tent.
 
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