Add a verse challenge

[HawkeyeMS]

Bear with me folks, I was bored last night and am getting frustrated by the weather so made up a song to the tune of Don McLean's American Pie. Can you add the next verse?

A long long time ago,
I can still remember how that golf course used to make me smile.
And I knew that if I had my chance, that I could make that golf ball dance,
And maybe I'd be happy for a while.
But February made me shiver, with every range ball I'd deliver,
Bad news on the Internet, the golf course wasn't open yet.
I can't remember if I cried when I, woke and it was fine outside,
But something touched me deep inside, the day, the golf course, dried.

I started singing
Bye Bye, you preferred winter lies,
Drove my golf ball on the fairway and the fairway was dry,
With my good ol' clubs, with their lofts and their lies,
I knew this would be the day that I thrive,
This would be the day that I thrive.

 

[Captainron]

Bear with me folks, I was bored last night and am getting frustrated by the weather so made up a song to the tune of Don McLean's American Pie. Can you add the next verse?

A long long time ago,
I can still remember how that golf course used to make me smile.
And I knew that if I had my chance, that I could make that golf ball dance,
And maybe I'd be happy for a while.
But February made me shiver, with every range ball I'd deliver,
Bad news on the Internet, the golf course wasn't open yet.
I can't remember if I cried when I, woke and it was fine outside,
But something touched me deep inside, the day, the golf course, dried.

I started singing
Bye Bye, you preferred winter lies,
Drove my golf ball on the fairway and the fairway was dry,
With my good ol' clubs, with their lofts and their lies,
I knew this would be the day that I thrive,
This would be the day that I thrive.

Did you like your winter glove
and did you have faith in David Love
If Butch Harmon told you so
Do you take relief from frost and snow
Will GM save your mortal soul
Can you teach me how to swing real slow

 

[CMAC]

Did you write the book of rules
and do have faith in committee ghouls,
if the pro tells you so,
Do you believe in rocket ballz
Can v-easy save your mortal soul
and can you teach me how to putt real slow,
Well I know that your in love with ( )
cause I saw you practicing in the gym
you both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those S&T blues
I was a lonely teenage chopper buck
with a pink golftop and a pick me-up
but I knew I was out of luck,
the day, the golf course, dried,
I started singin.....

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Did you write the book of rules
and do have faith in committee ghouls,
if the pro tells you so,
Do you believe in rocket ballz
Can v-easy save your mortal soul
and can you teach me how to putt real slow,
Well I know that your in love with ( )
cause I saw you practicing in the gym
you both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those S&T blues
I was a lonely teenage chopper buck
with a pink golftop and a pick me-up
but I knew I was out of luck,
the day, the golf course, dried,
I started singin.....

Buy Buy

 

[HawkeyeMS]

And the last verse...

I went down to th AG store, where I'd bought some golf clubs years before,
But the man that said my clubs had, had their day.
And in the bay some clubs I tried,
The fitter talked, the trackman lied,
The readings quite bizarre, I don't hit my clubs that far.
And the 3 things I admire most, The Scotty, Ping or TM Ghost,
These were the things we used the most,
The day, the golf course, dried

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Jeepers Mike you're in a bad way. Sleet and rain forecast Saturday morning and carry only on the back 9 at present and touch and go if its going to be open. You need to be playing matey. Worried for your sanity. Cracking effort by all involved by the way

 

[HawkeyeMS]

Jeepers Mike you're in a bad way. Sleet and rain forecast Saturday morning and carry only on the back 9 at present and touch and go if its going to be open. You need to be playing matey. Worried for your sanity. Cracking effort by all involved by the way

There's a 40% chance of sleet around lunchtime, it'll be fine

 

[williamalex1]

Dreaming i'm always dreaming.

 

[Andy808]

A mate of mine is a great acoustic musician. When he gets back from Sheffield tonight I'll see if he'll do a demo of it for us.
He owes me a favour or 2 so shouldn't be a problem.
I really liked that, made my chuckle.

 

[cookelad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU