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The problem with weddings is that you only get one shot at it. Get it wrong and the newly weds are disappointed for life as they can't...

Bit of an update. Knock on the door and it’s the photographer with his daughter. He has a bouquet for the wife and a bottle of whiskey...

Just say thanks, but no thanks. Thinks it says more about some of the people on here that they immediately think it is sordid and...

Do it politely, with a simle on your face. Make sure he knows that he is generally on questionable ground though, and he should think...

No need to make a big thing out of it. “The girls have asked me to tell you they don’t want to model.” A question; if the girls are...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/articles/ce3dn6n2vk4o

Hire one instead

BBC4 retrospective of Ellie Brooks on her turning 80 (last year) on this evening. She did some cracking R&B stuff in the late 60s...

Hi Sawtooth, how are you doing? It's been a while.

48 bloody teams and they still can't make it in. :ROFLMAO:

Why do some people write as if they are talking with an accent?🤷🏻‍♂️

Go on, give us a clue? Or is this a cryptic game?