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They don’t need to travel very far to allegedly learn how to do that 😂

Played golf with one of our pros this morning. Big Arsenal fan, so he has an unnatural interest in all things Spurs. He claims to have...

Are my eyes playing tricks on me? A Liverpool fan who wouldn't take one player from Man Utd (who are currently ahead of them in the...

Just because of his attitude/personality? He's actually been a semi-regular scorer for us when he gets a run in the team, maybe moreso...

I'm treading really carefully as I love this place and don't want to be banned, yet I still want to post humour for those that enjoy it...

You guys realise the whole internet can see your posts!

Another day, another 79, another 35 points.. The difference today was a stone cold putter. Hit all 5 par 3 greens and 3 putted 3 of...

I walked up to my boss and asked, "Where do you want this roll of bubble wrap?'' He said "Just pop it in the corner''. Took me three...

To be fair, I'm getting a bit twitchy about posting much more on that thread. Too many people have a different sense of humour to me and...

Can’t remember which match it was in the last week but the ref/4th official, whoever, added time on the time added on because of time...

Careful you’ll get an infraction for swearing on the forum! I jest but I have been looking at it today by chance as I did some...

A very accurate 4.92feet! Gotta say if he’s that accurate with measurements he’d be a hell of a caddie. Alternatively if he exaggerates...

I don’t as it’s rubbish the vast majority of the time in my opinion of course. Jim white segment with Simon Jordan and Danny Murphy from...