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Played today and had my worst ever meltdown. 24 points after 11 holes. Then Mr S***k paid me a visit, refused to leave, and I ended up...

Annual family cup today, me and the FiL against the BiL and his GF’s dad. Pretty solid round, but no birdies. Finished 10 over with my...

My bad. Guinness 0 is your friend in this situation.

You could get a 1 year old Hyundai or Kia with 4 or 6 years warranty remaining. Both very reliable cars. My father in law has a Hyundai...

Timed my beer poorly whilst waiting for the takeaway, now I'm sat in the pub like a saddo who can't afford another one.

You got it on European mode. It’s gone from Yards to Metres 😂😂

What was up with him? If he had somewhere else to be then he shouldn't have bothered turning up. 😂

I genuinely can't remember the last time I lost a ball. Must have used the same ball for my last 7 or 8 rounds now at least. Now that...

Chelsea are merely modern day, legalised, human traffickers.

Great example of 2 very talented players who could be halfway through great careers challenging for the very top honours in the game...

They had him yesterday against Villa, but Villa had the mighty Sancho!

They have Garnacho, they should be OK.....