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Fine, have it your way. I hope your holidays are filled with bland food and cheap wine 😏 Merry Christmas to my fellow Grinches and the...

Same as that .............................. I love you all!

Merry Xmas to everyone on the forum. I hope you all have a great day whatever that may be for you personally.

Me neither. But he will need a cushion.

Might be best blanking out the faces of all those not related to you when putting onto social media

I couldn't start my car yesterday, and when I opened the bonnet I found a bat sitting on the engine. It said "My word, you're a handsome...

I don't blame him.

Agree to some degree, but for any business, sometimes stuff does go wrong and although you might be able to change how things work to...

Go back out and come back in again

That’s a cracker.👍

It's a major burst so water being tankered in. However, back from golf and there is water over a kitchen worktop and the floor. Water...

Just picking up last couple of bits and walked into local pub for a shandy. The atmosphere is really nice and the landlord said as a...

The difference between cats and dogs. Dogs just react to the excitement and unwrap with gay abandon. I did once make the mistake of...

Don't tell me, it's all your dirty undercrackers wrapped up and ready for washing. (y) And some say romance is dead.