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if you need someone to steady the ship 🤷‍♂️😆

Great to hear that bud 🥰

An injury time penalty save winning me £500 in a last man standing competition

Make sure you get the delay repay. Hope you're not stuck for much longer.

I went to the doctor about a couple of moles on my chest and said, while I was there, can you look at these two moles on my leg. Chest...

Brill!!

Brighton won 🤣 🤣 Dat guy for England

The results of two biopsies taken from my leg. Both benign. Mentally, my life has been on hold for the last three weeks...

Got to work hard mate , get back to basics especially when defending - our two CB’s have been poor this season

On a serious note, how do you think they can do that?

They score three goals and keep a clean sheet, simples. (y)

I'm determined not to pile in on Liverpool as their supporters always do when United are doing badly. I'm trying to be the bigger...

Just started a job as a radio repairman. Turns out I'm a DAB hand at it!