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This thread turning into ranting about women. Can you start another one please and then I can ignore it.

My wife is pretty much perfect in every way. (y)

Maybe she's just getting ready for your substitute. ;) ;)

So what was Daley Thomson?

Saw this flash up earlier with the headline and didn’t bother reading as knew exactly what way it was going especially when I saw it...

I thought that was Fragger's wedge for a moment but I'm sure your wife's has a stiffer shaft than his..... 🧐

On the price of polo shirts... I would love one of those Adidas Originals polos, as they look great. But they're also £60... I just...

I'm thinking of having a tattoo for my birthday next year ...................................... but I don't like bagpipes and my...

Yes shocking decision to send a lad off for that. What was the linesmen doing.

Just sat in our Chemist waiting for my flu jab when I was suddenly transported back to the 50's - they sell spud guns! I once brought a...