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No idea who 'Baz' is, is he on the forum? Anyway, was thinking @Mel Smooth that just the first paragraph might've done but on reflection...

Played in our annual charity match (which we won) against a guy who has Parkinson’s disease. He was ok for the first nine, but on the...

The difference between a bar, pub and restaurant ?

Bar, take it off, leave it on Pub take it off if eating, your choice if not eating Restaurant, off every time

Did he email and ask permission before putting his name down in the slot?😂😂

I think you need to slice your tee shot into the trees. Ask him to help you look for your ball, deep into the woods, then when he's not...

Wonder why the club let him re-join if he’s that bad. Is there no vetting process?

Someone’s gonna have to have a wee chat with him Just reference the last experience, lay out how no one really wants a repeat etc and...

Given my creaky back and shoulders, some loosening up can't be a bad thing!🤣

Yeah but you're a hologram! No chance of you waking up with a stiff muscle in your shoulder that needs loosened or a bout of heartburn...

I can't imagine not being at the course an hour+ before teeing off, for a full English, coffee, and couple of half-hearted putts. :D

I cant imagine not being at the course an hour+ before teeing off, for warm up & practice… even for no stakes social golf. I typically...

I drive a Skoda. I, and everyone I know calls them SKO-DUH, always have and always will. The only times I ever hear it as SSSHKO-DAH is...

Morning all. But it wisnae me in this instance.

My question is why didn't they do this 40 years ago..? Letting it go this long and suddenly saying Oh, and its pronounced.......is being...