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Ok. It's actually clips from a video showing girls being "girly" by being afraid of the little ripples and guys being "blokes"...

Guys at the beach

Girls at the beach

If you're having an argument with your wife and she grabs a knife, grab some ham and mustard. Her female instincts will kick in and...

To add sweetness to a home made curry I always add two large dollops of Geeta's Mango Chutney. Works a treat.

Have you got Escalado from the 50's as well? 👍

If you empty all the receipts out of your wife's purse, flatten them out nicely,. then put two staples on one side. you'll have a tiny...

I went to court yesterday and, after an 8 hour trial, I plead guilty. The judge said "Why didn't you just plead guilty at the outset...

I started every phone call with "My battery's about to die". That way I can hang up as soon as I'm bored.

No matter how stupid you sometimes feel, remember Little Red riding Hood couldn't figure out that a talking wolf, dressed in drag...

I have one highly intelligent child who is designing a new type of parachute and, putting this as politely as I can, I have another...

Me at 16. "I will never end up like my parents!" Me now. "Why are all the lights on upstairs and who's altered the thermostat??"