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In my first lesson I was asked to pull over and the instructor tuned in to the Grand National - he had a few bob on Foinavon! He was...

Neve mind that - facing in or out? In, surely!

I'd have sniggered in support.

That is common driving West to East.

Back in the late 60's me and my student mates got a summer job in Port Talbot steelworks. After a shift I proudly produced a can of...

Au contraire! I have a big knocker ( Enter Sid James et al). If anyone actually uses it as meant, as opposed to a "Ding dong" of bell or...

Stayed in an expensive hotel recently. The bathroom towels were a nightmare. So luxuriously thick and fluffy I couldn't close my suitcase.

We were watching TV together when I noticed my wife scratching her face a few times. I said "What's the matter?" She said "My chin is...

Proper razor, proper brush and Taylor of Old Bond Street Sandalwood. Beautiful scent so no aftershave needed. Aftershave: In the 70's...

It's my wife's birthday. I bought her a matching belt and bag. She'll have that hoover working in no time!

Mrs H has struggled with a very nasty, wet cough since the nasty virus got her early January. On Thursday she finally acknowledged that...

I was in the doghouse yesterday so my wife said I could make amends if I'd cook a romantic candlelight dinner that night. Naturally, I...