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We used to play Murder Ball. That's where two teams line up on their goal lines, the PE teacher places a rugby ball on the centre spot...

Bugger me (Ooh Matron!) I've been looking for a new pair of jeans for months. I want proper ones but everyone is making "Stretchy" ones...

I'm reminded of the stoning scene in "Life of Brian". "Two pointy ones and a bag of gravel please". 😆

Bet they even let you play conkers! Totally irresponsible! We used to play British Bulldog in PE. Meant be a tag game. That was...

Two pints of gravy and a packet of crisps?

They opened a cafe with inside and outside seating next door to Tesco Express, just 19 minute stroll from the High School. It's bluddy...

I'm watching Grantchester (for my wife). If anyone else watches it (for their wife), can you explain why the vicar plays an equal part...

A trend fold me we'll be treezing our fits off.

Ok, I've had a few, but just now the feather worecast says there's a sh*t load of spaghetti coming tomorrow.

Your Dad was replacing your stocking whilst pretending to be asleep? 🤣

He's a top feathermaker.

You really need to stop using mfrs as an abbreviation for manufactures.... because I'm reading it very wrong.

My wife accused me of being a transvestite, so I packed her things and left.

Late 50's my cousin and I shared a bed one Christmas Eve. Back then you got a nylon stocking with walnuts, a tangerine, some chocolate...

It was funnier the first time! You're milking it 😉