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Man walks into fish and chip shop. "Have you got Gladiator?" "Its a fish and chip shop mate. We sell fish and chips" "What about Zulu?"...

Yes, on the back of the receipt. "Always plant your geraniums in manure". 😜

I once, in a restaurant, after a lot of hesitation, returned a steak as being tough. (We were with my parents and my dear old mother was...

This thread's morphed into "Loose Women" 😳

What have you bought now? 😳

Thinks..."Hmm... next grandkids' sleepover". B&Q after golf tomorrow!

If they get up before 0630 they get a shock

The same woman every day outside my grandsons primary school. Parks almost on the crossing by the entry rather than walk 100 yards. Fake...

Youve wired up the kids beds??

With a fly spray. I have a grape nailed to my garage door. Who'll start at £30k?

Not so much an irritation as a flabbergastation: "The controversial artwork, Comedian, by Maurizio Cattelan which consists of a banana...

A quick heads up. Just finished the above and today received my copy of "Never" by same author, another 800+ pager! I got it in hardback...

May I just go on record to state that the other Mr Rixon is actually my great grandfather.

Think you are confusing people who ride bikes with cyclists