People that want to rush round in 2 1/2 hours and if anyone gets in their way they moan about slow play. If you're that desperate to get off the course then just go straight to the bar (or more likely the car park)
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other one if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, a few days later he made contact with his...
The faces on my R11 driver and 3 wood both look pretty scruffy now. That's obviously only on the sweet spot though because thats the only bit I hit the ball with. :rolleyes: