Plonko
Club Champion
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other one if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, a few days later he made contact with his wife:
"betty........... betty!"
"Is that you, Jeff?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you would be proud of me - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then I pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After dinner, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Jeff... are you in Heaven?"
"No...........
I'm a rabbit in Norfolk ."
"betty........... betty!"
"Is that you, Jeff?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you would be proud of me - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then I pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After dinner, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Jeff... are you in Heaven?"
"No...........
I'm a rabbit in Norfolk ."
