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So you put both your huge hairy feet right in it then 👍

Ask about repair timescales, ie if a light cluster fails, do you have to wait for 5 weeks for a part. Are the tyres readily available...

Have you tried an alcoholic lubricant? 👍😎

Yesterday evening I half missed the sofa, misjudging the landing zone. It has a wooden armrest, though somewhat round I’d also say it is...

Very true. The singalongs around the piano were some of my Gran's best moments in her care home when she was suffering from this...

A night in Shrewsbury jail 😄

I got a bait boat And several bottles of whisky Thinking of changing my name to “The Angling Alcoholic “ 🎣🥃😎

Oh that old Joe Pasquale classic Thankfully A he didn’t sing it And B I don’t think she is aware of it 😂 Classic moment, Joe P was on...

We have had to relocate from leafy Buckinghamshire to Swansea where my partners daughter is working on the pantomime. She would have...

Merry Christmas everyone from me and Simon.

Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all have a cracking day 😀🍾🥃🍷

Luxury 😂😂😂

Struggling here.... it's not clamp your ham is it? 🫣

Don’t you mean “the Tuth Fairy” 😂😂😬