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A man living in New York City calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to...

Don't sit on the fence Ian. Say what you really mean ;)

Bowls Club Presentation Night… club champion, gents champion, runner-up in the Spanish Nationals… and I won a bottle in the raffle.

Yep. A "Calendar" house. Well, sort of. The number of rooms is appro 365, the 52 stairwells have been reduced through alterations...

It’s painful but I just pick up the phone these days

Watching an episode of friends and I said to the wife ," you are the exact double of Jenifer Aniston" she smiled and said do you really...

A Dad gets home from work and his kid announces that he was awarded the Leslie Nielson award at school. He asks "What's that?" The kid...

Yesterday I was at my local Morrisons store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a...

I still clearly remember the day that Mum and Dad told me that Santa was fake. I was so utterly heart broken that I jumped straight...

We've got a Rega Planar 2 (little used now unfortunately) running through Quad 34 pre amp and 505-2 power amp. Things of beauty. So...

Never thought about it before but "SANTA" is an anagram of "SATAN". Just saying ...

I had exactly the same experience a few years ago. Same part, same service. Obviously the Go Kart of the gardening world 🤣

My gripe is that they call them accidents....probably less than 5% are actual accidents..ie unavoidable , mechanical failure or driver...