There was a young Dublin lad who worked in the produce section of a supermarket. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The lad told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half. The lad explained that he would...
So someone on a 54 hole handicap, wipes every hole, WHS gives him nett double bogey......his score is then 45 points.
Why would he try to score a triple bogey for 2 points per hole ?
That seems fair, your Comp winner. ;)