Billysboots

The first HIO I ever witnessed was on a par 4. And the chap who had it was playing in a bogey comp - what a waste!

Albatrosses are very much like hole in ones, you tend to recall them quite vividly. Even years later.

We will have to agree to disagree. I’ve seen what he can be like if you scratch a little below the surface, and it was very unpleasant.

Chelsea could be 11th when they play there next game. Utd have had some grief this season, so have Liverpool. I think it’s time we laid...

I’ll go albatross. Requires 2 good shots. Plus a hole in one you get to tee it up & are guaranteed a good lie. I’ve had 1 hole in one &...

I didn’t know we could get any worse after Maresca, and yet here we are. Rosenior is so far out of his depth. The players don’t appear...

Wow. That’s a tough one, not least because an albatross requires a decent drive and a good second, that second invariably being a long...

Similar to Spurs last season and this. They’ll need to do something or they’ll risk missing out on Europe next season.

But the manager wears glasses & uses big words 🤷‍♂️😆

Whilst not wanting to diminish United’s win on Saturday evening, I will still say this Chelsea side are absolutely awful. They have no...

It's always annoyed me that a birdie on a par 3 is treated as being better than an eagle on every hole except a par 3.... A HiO, on a...

I genuinely have no clue. Been playing so long now, and it’s not something I really keep a count of as I do aces. All I can say is I...

True story this. I once cut a chunk out of the palm of my hand when I stumbled and put it on a car bonnet, oblivious to the fact that...

I told the Doctor that all four of my sons wanted to be parking attendants when they grew up. He reckoned that must be the worst case...

Sorry, yes, Alnmouth.