You know when you go out for a meal with the Missus.............................

[sev112]

I can confidently say that this has never happened while the wife and I are sitting in the waiting area at the local turkish takeaway as we await our wedding anniversary/valentines day/birthday meal.

No wonder she lives 200 miles away from you mate

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Have to redress the balance a tad. Stayed at a place called The White House in Little Brickhill (same B&B Smiffy used but we won't hold that against him) and down the road was a pub with an Italian eaterie attached. Top notch food, excellent value, top totty waitress and we weren't fussed over or ignored and HID and I had a great meal. Thats her birthday and anniversary meal for the year rolled into one bar bill.

 

[Smiffy]

Stayed at a place called The White House in Little Brickhill (same B&B Smiffy used but we won't hold that against him)

Eejit and I were in the room above yours Homer. We heard the moans and groans going on through the night. Hearing your Missus saying things like "It's not in" "you need it a touch more to the right" "try 8" now" "I think you had a bit of crap on your ball" "I think you touched the side" "try a shorter stroke" etc. was a bit offputting until we saw you come out of your room in the morning with your putter in your hand.
Don't you ever quit the practice regime?????????

 

[HomerJSimpson]

we saw you come out of your room in the morning with your putter in your hand.

That wasn't my putter in my hand

 

[G1BB0]

Eejit and I were in the room above yours Homer. We heard the moans and groans going on through the night. Hearing your Missus saying things like "It's not in" "you need it a touch more to the right" "try 8" now" "I think you had a bit of crap on your ball" "I think you touched the side" "try a shorter stroke" etc. was a bit offputting until we saw you come out of your room in the morning with your putter in your hand.
Don't you ever quit the practice regime?????????

hahahahahaha, just splurted lager all over my desk, quality

 

[garyinderry]

Eejit and I were in the room above yours Homer. We heard the moans and groans going on through the night. Hearing your Missus saying things like "It's not in" "you need it a touch more to the right" "try 8" now" "I think you had a bit of crap on your ball" "I think you touched the side" "try a shorter stroke" etc. was a bit offputting until we saw you come out of your room in the morning with your putter in your hand.
Don't you ever quit the practice regime?????????

hahahahahahaahahahahaha