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Would you rate yourself as clever?

I know what I know and bluff the rest! Got by in life but it's pretty impossible to define clever.
Quite good with Diy things
Seem to know the answers to most questions when the answer is revealed but could not remember it before then.
This happens a lot and is very frustrating when you know you know the answer but can't recal it.
Its not an age thing as I have always been like this.
would class myself as average.
 
I should have studied engineering. Its what i work in now, but as a sales monkey. I like to know how stuff works, i can strip and rebuild a classic mini, rebuilt motorbike engines, DIY master in training, am building my own extension, love technology, could rewire a house and plumb it too. My job works around very high power electric and mechanical cooling technologies, both of which i know too much about to be a sales monkey. However, i messed about at school, just scraped through with all C grade GCSE without any revision or coursework done.

Didn't go to uni, but really should have.

So am i clever? no, reading that back, i'm an idiot!!
 
I should have studied engineering. Its what i work in now, but as a sales monkey. I like to know how stuff works, i can strip and rebuild a classic mini, rebuilt motorbike engines, DIY master in training, am building my own extension, love technology, could rewire a house and plumb it too. My job works around very high power electric and mechanical cooling technologies, both of which i know too much about to be a sales monkey. However, i messed about at school, just scraped through with all C grade GCSE without any revision or coursework done.

Didn't go to uni, but really should have.

So am i clever? no, reading that back, i'm an idiot!!

At least you are an entertaining idiot :thup: :D
 
I should have studied engineering. Its what i work in now, but as a sales monkey. I like to know how stuff works, i can strip and rebuild a classic mini, rebuilt motorbike engines, DIY master in training, am building my own extension, love technology, could rewire a house and plumb it too. My job works around very high power electric and mechanical cooling technologies, both of which i know too much about to be a sales monkey. However, i messed about at school, just scraped through with all C grade GCSE without any revision or coursework done.

Didn't go to uni, but really should have.

So am i clever? no, reading that back, i'm an idiot!!


That, right there, is everything i am hopelessly awful at. Anything practical and i am useless althought i do try stuff now with a bit of pointing in the right direction. On that basis I am as thick as pigmuck but think i can carry myself in most company, did well on The Weakest Link and understand the difference between "they're, their and there" and "your and you're" but does that make me clever or do i just have a good memory. Who knows ?
 
I don't know what I don't know.

Also wish I'd stuck at art instead of burying myself in academic and technical rubbish for half my life. Or been a plumber. :)
 
Quite good with Diy things
Seem to know the answers to most questions when the answer is revealed but could not remember it before then.
This happens a lot and is very frustrating when you know you know the answer but can't recal it.
Its not an age thing as I have always been like this.
would class myself as average.

Im like you with recalling things. If I meet someone new on the first tee, by the time I've taken my drive I've forgotten their name...
most embarrassing. I can remember numbers better and every shot taken in the round when I get home, but names just drop out of my head. I end up just calling everyone "mate"
 
Im like you with recalling things. If I meet someone new on the first tee, by the time I've taken my drive I've forgotten their name...
most embarrassing. I can remember numbers better and every shot taken in the round when I get home, but names just drop out of my head. I end up just calling everyone "mate"
You sound like my twin.
I have started writing their names on my card with the Colour of jumper they have on.
Its very embarrassing when you can't remember someone's name, the wife hates it.
 
I should have studied engineering. Its what i work in now, but as a sales monkey. I like to know how stuff works, i can strip and rebuild a classic mini, rebuilt motorbike engines, DIY master in training, am building my own extension, love technology, could rewire a house and plumb it too. My job works around very high power electric and mechanical cooling technologies, both of which i know too much about to be a sales monkey. However, i messed about at school, just scraped through with all C grade GCSE without any revision or coursework done.

Didn't go to uni, but really should have.

So am i clever? no, reading that back, i'm an idiot!!

Fantastic post!
 
I should have studied engineering. Its what i work in now, but as a sales monkey. I like to know how stuff works, i can strip and rebuild a classic mini, rebuilt motorbike engines, DIY master in training, am building my own extension, love technology, could rewire a house and plumb it too. My job works around very high power electric and mechanical cooling technologies, both of which i know too much about to be a sales monkey. However, i messed about at school, just scraped through with all C grade GCSE without any revision or coursework done.

Didn't go to uni, but really should have.

So am i clever? no, reading that back, i'm an idiot!!

Copied pasted and printed for possible use this weekend. Hope you don't mind.
 
I'd like to consider myself in the upper half.

Not a genius, not a dummy. I've been told I have great potential but fail to apply myself. I struggle most when I find things boring.
 
I'm thick aparently. I voted for Brexit. :)

I must be intelligent then as I know that you are not :)

I know a lot of 'stuff' - like the HNSP ... but I am not particularly good on modern social media technology - my daughter once called me a technotard

And my dad would often say to me 'you may be clever but you've no bloody common sense'
 
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Im like you with recalling things. If I meet someone new on the first tee, by the time I've taken my drive I've forgotten their name...
most embarrassing. I can remember numbers better and every shot taken in the round when I get home, but names just drop out of my head. I end up just calling everyone "mate"

You're not alone. I have same problem especially in club matches against members from other clubs and like you I have to right name/jumper colour. If its a member of my own club in a comp I revert to "mate" like you
 
Nope. Didn't get on well at school and left with CSE's not O Levels. Worked for the same company for 28 years, and there are some very clever people here. I content myself with knowing they couldn't do what I do in the same way I couldn't do what they do.
 
You're not alone. I have same problem especially in club matches against members from other clubs and like you I have to right name/jumper colour. If its a member of my own club in a comp I revert to "mate" like you

This is a common problem, I tend to try and use word association, think of someone famous with the same name to help remember, doesn't always work though. We dont use the term mate in Scotland, pal is a bit over familiar so leaves us with nothing except waiting until you get in their field of view to confirm a hole score, hold a flag or whatever. Otherwise fess up and ask their name again.:o
 
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